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★★★★★ Your Growth Partner, Kent and UK wide

More Calls. More Jobs. More £££. No Bullshit.

Most businesses are invisible online and it's costing them thousands. We build high converting websites and growth marketing that puts real £££ back in your pocket. Fast, ruthless, and results first. All backed by a written guarantee: double your investment in 60 days or we work for free until you do.

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See The Proof
5 on Google 10,000+ leads generated 275+ clients UK wide 2x guarantee, in writing
The Obsidian Media website on a laptop
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Leads Generated
£Millions
Generated For Clients
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Clients Across The UK
5
Google Rating
Live Across Our Accounts

Leads landing right now.

Over 10,000 leads generated across 275+ client accounts, and climbing while you read this. Every one texted to a business owner's phone the second it landed.

10,000
Leads generated and counting
this never stops →
Feed shows the live pace of enquiries across our client accounts.
The Receipts

Don't take our word for it. Here's the proof.

screenshots, not slideware

Real screenshots from accounts we manage right now. No mockups, no stock graphics, no "results may vary." Just dashboards.

Google Ads dashboard showing 820,510 impressions and 3,088 conversions
3,088 leads across our accounts ↑
Agency wide, Google Ads
Google Ads dashboard showing 621.99 conversions from £5,854 spend
622 leads in 2 months. £9.41 each!
Home services client, Kent
Campaign table showing 199 conversions at 10.84 percent conversion rate
1 in 9 clicks becomes a lead ↑
Trades client, 30 days
Meta Ads showing 21 leads at £3.25 each in 24 hours
21 leads in 24 hours on Meta!
Exterior cleaning client
Google Ads showing 1,986 conversions at £2.69 average CPC
1,986 leads, one account ↑
Long term client, Google Ads
Meta Ads showing 48 leads at £2.98 each
48 leads at £2.98 a pop
Meta Ads, 5 days
Google Ads showing 414 conversions, up 334 on the prior period
Leads up 334 on last period ↑
After we took the account over
Meta ad sets generating leads at £2.05 each
£2.05 per lead. Not a typo.
Meta Ads ad set, live now
Google Ads account with 1,919 conversions at £2.50 CPC
1,919 leads and counting ↑
Google Ads, ongoing
Form dashboard showing 107 enquiries in the last 30 days with zero spam
107 enquiries in 30 days, one site
Landing page, live now
Form dashboard showing 94 enquiries in the last 30 days
94 more. Different client, same story
Landing page, live now
Reviews

Rated 5 by the people who pay us.

5 on Google
★★★★★ Google

"In the first month alone, I landed two major jobs directly from Ethan's work, enough to cover their service for more than a year. That's unbelievable value. He's honest, upfront, and doesn't try to sell you dreams. Their results speak louder than anything they could ever say."

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Carl Fowlie
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Obsidian Media has transformed our business. Ethan absolutely transformed our website, our advertising campaigns, made suggestions to make our bookings easier to use. Best decision we made; was to trust an expert. Thank you!"

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Farli Rogers
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Obsidian Media has been a massive help to my business, from start to beginning endless help and trust from their side of things to us! Thank you Ethan and team, would recommend to everyone."

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The Drain Bro
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Worked with Harry and can't say I was disappointed, fantastic customer service and high quality work. He ensured all my needs were met and the final product was perfect and results are already showing."

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Ian Matthews
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Ethan and his partner Tami have worked for one of the biggest SEO companies in Australia and actually specialise in this area. In just one month, our searchability increased significantly. Working with Obsidian is like adding a new member to your business team. 100% recommend."

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Seyjal Ferro
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Fantastic service from Ethan at Obsidian Media. He understood exactly what I wanted and was able to get my whole, brand new website live in 48 hours. Ethan created something totally unique for me and the website has set our business apart."

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Alexander Paulden
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"I hired Obsidian Media in Strood to build and manage my website and I'm absolutely blown away by the results. Ethan was brilliant from start to finish; professional, responsive, and clearly knows his stuff. I won't be going anywhere else."

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Adi Thakur
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Excellent, fast service from start to finish. Harry was exceptional, friendly, professional, and incredibly helpful throughout. Couldn't have asked for a better experience. Highly recommend!"

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Tayla Heron
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Used these guys for a while now and they're top notch, Great service, great product"

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Conor Atkinson
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Absolute amazing team, they are very great to work with and they are very reactive. Would highly recommend"

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Harry Gregory
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Fantastic communication and customer care as well as a detailed and eye catching website that helps drive customers to your business! Couldn't recommend them more!!"

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Adam Clement
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Amazing help from Ethan at Obsidian, got my site up and running asap to help me grow the business. Thanks mate would highly recommend."

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Tom Ruck
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Service is 10/10 If you're looking for an awesome website for a great price, these are who you need!"

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Kyle
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Super professional. Would highly recommend!"

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Henry Harrison
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Fantastic professional service, super fast and efficient. So happy with my new site. Thank you"

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Code Red Hair
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Ethan and the team have been incredibly helpful in creating my business website. They have updated me throughout the process."

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Kayleigh Smith
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Ethan and the team have been unbelievably helpful. Offering the best service to support my businesses digitally."

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Imogen Davis
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"The whole process with Obsidian Media was quick and straightforward, and the website turned out way better than I expected. Communication was clear throughout and everything was handled professionally from start to finish."

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Mansi Arvind Barasara
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Amazing service and quality. They created a great website design for my business that looks professional and works perfectly. Very impressed with the final result."

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Nicholas Chia
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Excellent service from start to finish. Professional, responsive, and delivered exactly what was promised. Highly recommend Obsidian Media."

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Jay Gorham
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Fantastic service, really well presented and professionally done. The attention to detail and overall quality of the work was outstanding. Very happy with everything."

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Usaia Vasu
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Cannot recommend Ethan and the team enough! Very professional and extremely easy to work with. They genuinely care about delivering a quality service and making sure everything is done properly."

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Brendan McCarron
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Very professional service from start to finish. Everything was handled efficiently and the final website exceeded expectations. Would highly recommend!"

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Akeem Thomas
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Great service by Obsidian Media. Ethan was very efficient and had our website up and running within 48 hours. The process was simple and stress free, and the finished result looks fantastic."

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Paul Redgrave
Premium Scaffolding Ltd
★★★★★ Google

"Charming and professional, very easy to work with and they clearly know what they're doing. The whole experience was smooth and straightforward. Very highly recommend!"

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Lloyd Currie
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Best website maker on the market right now. Quick, reliable, efficient and cost effective. The quality of work speaks for itself. 5 stars!"

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Riccardo Fornari
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Fantastic website design team. They listened to my requests and understood exactly what I needed, which made the whole process quick and easy. Extremely happy with the outcome."

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Alvin Joson
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"I absolutely cannot recommend Obsidian Media enough! They built an engaging and functional website for my business and made the whole process simple and stress free. The final result exceeded expectations."

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Martin Thornton
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"They built a really good and reliable website for us. Since switching, we've been getting tons of compliments from customers. It looks professional, runs smoothly, and does exactly what we need."

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Joseph Simon
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Very professional service and great communication throughout. The process was straightforward and the end result was exactly what we were hoping for. Would definitely recommend."

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Lee Warrington
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Fast, professional, and incredibly easy to work with. They understood our business straight away and created a website that looks great and functions perfectly."

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Frankie Sutton
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Fantastic service! Really helpful throughout and understood everything I wanted from the start. The final website looks brilliant and works perfectly. Definitely recommend."

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Joshua Conway
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Obsidian Media provided not just an incredible website, but excellent service too. Communication with Ethan was clear throughout the entire process, and the final result met all expectations."

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George Nash
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Professional, efficient, and delivered exactly what was promised. The website looks amazing and the whole process was smooth and straightforward. Very happy with the outcome."

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Sophia Tranter
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Excellent service! Professional, creative, and fast. Everything was handled efficiently and the final result exceeded expectations. Highly recommend."

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Jamie Lee Labruna
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Fantastic attention to detail and really friendly service. The team took the time to understand exactly what I wanted and delivered a website I couldn't be happier with."

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Emma Collins
Poisoned Apple
★★★★★ Google

"Amazing experience. It was handled so well that my ideas literally made my vision come true. Amazing services from Ethan. Explains clearly and puts right into actions. Well done to the team!"

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Ner Mationg
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Obsidian Media are very professional and reliable to say the least. Ethan and the team came with great recommendations."

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Ty Bassi
Google review
★★★★★ Google

"Fantastic service, would definitely recommend."

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Tom Storey
Google review
Case Studies

Real businesses. Real numbers.

22x
Return on investment

Landscaping company, Kent. 124 leads in 4 months from Meta and Google Ads combined.

£100k
Booked in one month

Landscaping company. 52 leads in a single month from Google Ads, diary full for the season.

18x
Return on investment

Tattoo studio, Kent. 83 leads in 5 months from Meta Ads. Chairs booked weeks ahead.

2x
Revenue doubled

Village pub, Maidstone. 75 bookings and over 5,000 site visitors inside 2 months.

20x
Return on ad spend

Plastering company, Salisbury. Leads at £23 each with a landing page built to convert.

30in 30
Leads in 30 days

Carpet and upholstery cleaning, Devon. From a standing start to a full diary in a month.

Show Me The Proof
Unfiltered

Straight from our clients' phones.

Word for word, typos and all. This is what your messages look like when the ads are working.

Ethan your the man weve been so busy, closed 3 so far, 4k, 7.5k and 6k. Gonna be our best month yet cheers mate

19:21

Look at my calendar

It's mental

21:09

Hi mate

Meta I've had 18 leads

8 appointments

5 sales

🎉🎉

13:36

Brooo today been so busy

Been sillyyyy £

19:17

Is that 170 leads in may! ?

09:12

I'm going to have to hire an office person quicker than expected

23:47

Another lead in Wickham🔥

Just on my way to now

12:03

Had another one just after that aswell

Made £600 today

18:02

2 leads today

Total 580 + vat

Yesterday took£1600

18:09

Thinking about upping spend for meta

Currently at £240 CPA

So we are around 10:1 on spend and return

18:58

Another job off either the website or socials only a day but they all add up.👍🏻

10:59

Need to hire someone now to do that

This is what I wanted

23:47

Hannah signed up

Over the phone as well which is cool I get nervous lol

16:49

Good man lovely

Yeah the leads are savage man

Everyone's qualified

19:35

Mate I've just had a look at "Manuela" lead #2 we had today

It's a GAFFF

21:37

Neil is booked tomorrow 4pm / I will call other 2

21:08

Another lead come in

Just booked in for today

Let's go

12:05
On Camera

Don't just read it. Hear it from them.

Some Of The Businesses We Grow
What We Do

One job: make your phone ring.

Where The Leads Land

This is what your phone looks like when we run your ads.

Every lead gets texted straight to your phone the second it lands. Name, number, what they need. No logging into dashboards, no leads rotting in an inbox. Miss a call and our system texts them back automatically before they ring the next bloke on Google.

Obsidian Leads
Why Us

Every agency says they're different. Here's the actual difference.

Obsidian Media

  • Actually transparent: real screenshots, every lead counted
  • Leads sent to your phone by SMS instantly
  • Written guarantee: 2x your investment in 60 days
  • Rolling monthly, cancel with 30 days notice
  • One business per trade, per area
  • Real dashboard screenshots, monthly
VS

Your Typical Agency

  • Account manager number four this year
  • Leads buried in a portal you never open
  • "Results may vary" in the small print
  • 12 month contract handcuffs
  • Also running ads for your competitor
  • A 40 page PDF nobody reads
Our Work

Sites and pages built to win jobs.

Hover any tile to scroll the full page. Every one of these is live and pulling leads right now.

Boiler installation landing page
Boiler Installs London
Drainage company landing page
Drainage Kent
Rendering company landing page
Rendering Preston
Trades website
Trades Kent
DPF cleaning specialist website
DPF Cleaning Kent
Mobile mechanic website
Mobile Mechanic Essex
Car detailing website
Detailing Kent
Exterior cleaning website
Exterior Cleaning Surrey
Gym landing page
Gym London
Loft conversion website
Lofts + Bathrooms Kent
SMART repair website
SMART Repairs Kent
Plastering company website
Plastering Salisbury
Driveway company website
Driveways Kent
Roof and gutter repair website
Roof + Gutters North West
Personal training landing page
Personal Training Dover
Commercial grounds maintenance website
Grounds South East
Landscaping company website
Landscaping West Sussex
Fencing company website
Fencing Kent
Turkish barbershop website
Barbershop Rochester
Fencing company website
Fencing SE London
How It Works

Three steps to a busy phone.

1.

The straight talking call

Fifteen minutes. You tell us your trade and your area, we tell you honestly whether we can make you money. If your patch is already taken by another client, we'll tell you that too.

2.

We build the machine

Ads, landing page, call tracking, instant SMS lead alerts. Built fast, tested properly, live within days. You pay ad spend directly to Google or Meta, separate from our fee.

3.

Your phone starts ringing

Every lead texted to you the second it lands. Real dashboard screenshots every month. We cut what doesn't work and scale what does.

2xin 60 days

Double your investment in 60 days or we work for free until you do.

Not marketing fluff. It's a written clause in every contract, measured against your total investment in won work. If we don't get you there, you don't pay us until we do. That's why we can say it out loud and other agencies can't.

Exclusivity

Your patch. Your leads. Nobody else's.

We never run ads for two competitors in the same area. One business per trade, per patch, first come first served. If your competitor gets here first, we work for them, not you. Sorry, that's the deal.

Before someone else does...

Check if your area is still open

Takes 60 seconds. If your trade and area are free, we'll hold it while we talk.

Questions

Asked all the time. Answered straight.

It depends on your trade, your area and how busy you want to be, so we price it on a call instead of guessing here. What we can tell you now: your ad spend goes directly to Google or Meta, separate from our management fee, so every pound is accounted for. No surprises, no padding.

With ads, usually days. We've had accounts pull 21 leads in the first 24 hours. SEO is the slower burn: it takes months to build but then keeps paying without you paying per click. We'll tell you honestly which fits your situation on the call.

No. Rolling monthly, cancel with 30 days notice. We earn the renewal every month. If we're not making you money you should be able to leave, and agencies that need 12 month handcuffs know something you don't.

Double your total investment, fees plus ad spend, in won work within 60 days, or we work for free until you get there. It's a written clause in the contract, not a slogan. We can offer it because we track every call and form, so nobody has to guess whether it worked.

Never in your area. One business per trade, per patch. Once you're our client for, say, drainage in Medway, we turn away every other drainage company that asks. First come, first served.

Trades are our bread and butter, but we grow gyms, pubs, salons, tattoo studios, cleaners, and pretty much any local business that lives off enquiries. If your customers search for what you do, we can put you in front of them.

Most of our best clients came to us with a horror story. The difference is simple: total transparency, every lead hits your phone by SMS the second it lands, you see real dashboard screenshots monthly, and the guarantee is in writing. When everything is visible, there's nowhere for a bad agency to hide. That's the point.

Ready to get busy?

Sixty seconds. Tell us what you do and where. We'll tell you what's possible and whether your area is still open.

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