Most businesses are invisible online and it's costing them thousands. We build high converting websites and growth marketing that puts real £££ back in your pocket. Fast, ruthless, and results first. All backed by a written guarantee: double your investment in 60 days or we work for free until you do.
Over 10,000 leads generated across 275+ client accounts, and climbing while you read this. Every one texted to a business owner's phone the second it landed.
Real screenshots from accounts we manage right now. No mockups, no stock graphics, no "results may vary." Just dashboards.











"In the first month alone, I landed two major jobs directly from Ethan's work, enough to cover their service for more than a year. That's unbelievable value. He's honest, upfront, and doesn't try to sell you dreams. Their results speak louder than anything they could ever say."
"Obsidian Media has transformed our business. Ethan absolutely transformed our website, our advertising campaigns, made suggestions to make our bookings easier to use. Best decision we made; was to trust an expert. Thank you!"
"Obsidian Media has been a massive help to my business, from start to beginning endless help and trust from their side of things to us! Thank you Ethan and team, would recommend to everyone."
"Worked with Harry and can't say I was disappointed, fantastic customer service and high quality work. He ensured all my needs were met and the final product was perfect and results are already showing."
"Ethan and his partner Tami have worked for one of the biggest SEO companies in Australia and actually specialise in this area. In just one month, our searchability increased significantly. Working with Obsidian is like adding a new member to your business team. 100% recommend."
"Fantastic service from Ethan at Obsidian Media. He understood exactly what I wanted and was able to get my whole, brand new website live in 48 hours. Ethan created something totally unique for me and the website has set our business apart."
"I hired Obsidian Media in Strood to build and manage my website and I'm absolutely blown away by the results. Ethan was brilliant from start to finish; professional, responsive, and clearly knows his stuff. I won't be going anywhere else."
"Excellent, fast service from start to finish. Harry was exceptional, friendly, professional, and incredibly helpful throughout. Couldn't have asked for a better experience. Highly recommend!"
"Used these guys for a while now and they're top notch, Great service, great product"
"Absolute amazing team, they are very great to work with and they are very reactive. Would highly recommend"
"Fantastic communication and customer care as well as a detailed and eye catching website that helps drive customers to your business! Couldn't recommend them more!!"
"Amazing help from Ethan at Obsidian, got my site up and running asap to help me grow the business. Thanks mate would highly recommend."
"Service is 10/10 If you're looking for an awesome website for a great price, these are who you need!"
"Super professional. Would highly recommend!"
"Fantastic professional service, super fast and efficient. So happy with my new site. Thank you"
"Ethan and the team have been incredibly helpful in creating my business website. They have updated me throughout the process."
"Ethan and the team have been unbelievably helpful. Offering the best service to support my businesses digitally."
"The whole process with Obsidian Media was quick and straightforward, and the website turned out way better than I expected. Communication was clear throughout and everything was handled professionally from start to finish."
"Amazing service and quality. They created a great website design for my business that looks professional and works perfectly. Very impressed with the final result."
"Excellent service from start to finish. Professional, responsive, and delivered exactly what was promised. Highly recommend Obsidian Media."
"Fantastic service, really well presented and professionally done. The attention to detail and overall quality of the work was outstanding. Very happy with everything."
"Cannot recommend Ethan and the team enough! Very professional and extremely easy to work with. They genuinely care about delivering a quality service and making sure everything is done properly."
"Very professional service from start to finish. Everything was handled efficiently and the final website exceeded expectations. Would highly recommend!"
"Great service by Obsidian Media. Ethan was very efficient and had our website up and running within 48 hours. The process was simple and stress free, and the finished result looks fantastic."
"Charming and professional, very easy to work with and they clearly know what they're doing. The whole experience was smooth and straightforward. Very highly recommend!"
"Best website maker on the market right now. Quick, reliable, efficient and cost effective. The quality of work speaks for itself. 5 stars!"
"Fantastic website design team. They listened to my requests and understood exactly what I needed, which made the whole process quick and easy. Extremely happy with the outcome."
"I absolutely cannot recommend Obsidian Media enough! They built an engaging and functional website for my business and made the whole process simple and stress free. The final result exceeded expectations."
"They built a really good and reliable website for us. Since switching, we've been getting tons of compliments from customers. It looks professional, runs smoothly, and does exactly what we need."
"Very professional service and great communication throughout. The process was straightforward and the end result was exactly what we were hoping for. Would definitely recommend."
"Fast, professional, and incredibly easy to work with. They understood our business straight away and created a website that looks great and functions perfectly."
"Fantastic service! Really helpful throughout and understood everything I wanted from the start. The final website looks brilliant and works perfectly. Definitely recommend."
"Obsidian Media provided not just an incredible website, but excellent service too. Communication with Ethan was clear throughout the entire process, and the final result met all expectations."
"Professional, efficient, and delivered exactly what was promised. The website looks amazing and the whole process was smooth and straightforward. Very happy with the outcome."
"Excellent service! Professional, creative, and fast. Everything was handled efficiently and the final result exceeded expectations. Highly recommend."
"Fantastic attention to detail and really friendly service. The team took the time to understand exactly what I wanted and delivered a website I couldn't be happier with."
"Amazing experience. It was handled so well that my ideas literally made my vision come true. Amazing services from Ethan. Explains clearly and puts right into actions. Well done to the team!"
"Obsidian Media are very professional and reliable to say the least. Ethan and the team came with great recommendations."
"Fantastic service, would definitely recommend."
Landscaping company, Kent. 124 leads in 4 months from Meta and Google Ads combined.
Landscaping company. 52 leads in a single month from Google Ads, diary full for the season.
Tattoo studio, Kent. 83 leads in 5 months from Meta Ads. Chairs booked weeks ahead.
Village pub, Maidstone. 75 bookings and over 5,000 site visitors inside 2 months.
Plastering company, Salisbury. Leads at £23 each with a landing page built to convert.
Carpet and upholstery cleaning, Devon. From a standing start to a full diary in a month.
Word for word, typos and all. This is what your messages look like when the ads are working.
Ethan your the man weve been so busy, closed 3 so far, 4k, 7.5k and 6k. Gonna be our best month yet cheers mate
19:21Look at my calendar
It's mental
21:09Hi mate
Meta I've had 18 leads
8 appointments
5 sales
🎉🎉
13:36Brooo today been so busy
Been sillyyyy £
19:17Is that 170 leads in may! ?
09:12I'm going to have to hire an office person quicker than expected
23:47Another lead in Wickham🔥
Just on my way to now
12:03Had another one just after that aswell
Made £600 today
18:022 leads today
Total 580 + vat
Yesterday took£1600
18:09Thinking about upping spend for meta
Currently at £240 CPA
So we are around 10:1 on spend and return
18:58Another job off either the website or socials only a day but they all add up.👍🏻
10:59Need to hire someone now to do that
This is what I wanted
23:47Hannah signed up
Over the phone as well which is cool I get nervous lol
16:49Good man lovely
Yeah the leads are savage man
Everyone's qualified
19:35Mate I've just had a look at "Manuela" lead #2 we had today
It's a GAFFF
21:37Neil is booked tomorrow 4pm / I will call other 2
21:08Another lead come in
Just booked in for today
Let's go
12:05Show up the second someone searches for what you do, and only pay for people who actually want the job done.
Print money with search →Facebook and Instagram campaigns that pull leads at £2 to £4 each while you're on the tools.
Flood the diary →Websites built from scratch to win jobs, not to win design awards. Live fast, built to convert.
See what we build →Dedicated pages engineered for one thing: turning clicks into calls and form fills.
Convert like crazy →Get found on Google without paying for every click. Proper technical work, not snake oil.
Own your patch →Your socials run properly, posting work that wins work, while you get on with the job.
Look the part →Every lead gets texted straight to your phone the second it lands. Name, number, what they need. No logging into dashboards, no leads rotting in an inbox. Miss a call and our system texts them back automatically before they ring the next bloke on Google.
Hover any tile to scroll the full page. Every one of these is live and pulling leads right now.




















Fifteen minutes. You tell us your trade and your area, we tell you honestly whether we can make you money. If your patch is already taken by another client, we'll tell you that too.
Ads, landing page, call tracking, instant SMS lead alerts. Built fast, tested properly, live within days. You pay ad spend directly to Google or Meta, separate from our fee.
Every lead texted to you the second it lands. Real dashboard screenshots every month. We cut what doesn't work and scale what does.
Not marketing fluff. It's a written clause in every contract, measured against your total investment in won work. If we don't get you there, you don't pay us until we do. That's why we can say it out loud and other agencies can't.
We never run ads for two competitors in the same area. One business per trade, per patch, first come first served. If your competitor gets here first, we work for them, not you. Sorry, that's the deal.
Takes 60 seconds. If your trade and area are free, we'll hold it while we talk.
It depends on your trade, your area and how busy you want to be, so we price it on a call instead of guessing here. What we can tell you now: your ad spend goes directly to Google or Meta, separate from our management fee, so every pound is accounted for. No surprises, no padding.
With ads, usually days. We've had accounts pull 21 leads in the first 24 hours. SEO is the slower burn: it takes months to build but then keeps paying without you paying per click. We'll tell you honestly which fits your situation on the call.
No. Rolling monthly, cancel with 30 days notice. We earn the renewal every month. If we're not making you money you should be able to leave, and agencies that need 12 month handcuffs know something you don't.
Double your total investment, fees plus ad spend, in won work within 60 days, or we work for free until you get there. It's a written clause in the contract, not a slogan. We can offer it because we track every call and form, so nobody has to guess whether it worked.
Never in your area. One business per trade, per patch. Once you're our client for, say, drainage in Medway, we turn away every other drainage company that asks. First come, first served.
Trades are our bread and butter, but we grow gyms, pubs, salons, tattoo studios, cleaners, and pretty much any local business that lives off enquiries. If your customers search for what you do, we can put you in front of them.
Most of our best clients came to us with a horror story. The difference is simple: total transparency, every lead hits your phone by SMS the second it lands, you see real dashboard screenshots monthly, and the guarantee is in writing. When everything is visible, there's nowhere for a bad agency to hide. That's the point.
Sixty seconds. Tell us what you do and where. We'll tell you what's possible and whether your area is still open.
Obsidian Media● Online, replies fast
Keep your phone nearby. We check your area, then call or text to talk it through. Usually same day.
Can't wait? Call us nowWe'll go through your account and show you exactly where money is leaking. No charge, no obligation, and you keep the findings either way.
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